I hate myself, you, him, her, that, and them.
About me, blah blah, rabble rabble. I wear clothes. I breathe. I tend to eat sometimes, it's weird cause if I don't I get this uncomfortable feeling I like to call 'hunger'. Not sure you've ever experienced that. I learn as I live, I hate as I live, and I regret as I live. I'm not a great person, hell, I'm not even close to being a good person. Sometimes I take walks. Every once in a while I punch a wall. I find couches to be comfortable.
& I bet that's all stuff you've NEVER heard before. Not once.